the crinkles by your eyes when you smile

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jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group...

Fri, 03 May 2013 02:52:43 -0400

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

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donnysoldier: this pretty much sums up their relationship

Thu, 02 May 2013 11:38:54 -0400

donnysoldier:

this pretty much sums up their relationship

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madmadamemolly: growlywolf: choochoomothafucka: Source What...

Thu, 02 May 2013 11:37:51 -0400

madmadamemolly:

growlywolf:

choochoomothafucka:

Source

What gay men give to the world. A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on a...

Thu, 02 May 2013 11:25:42 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

d1rection: Louis being a passionate tea nazi and Liam not...

Thu, 02 May 2013 11:23:34 -0400

d1rection:

Louis being a passionate tea nazi and Liam not giving a shit [x]

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Thu, 02 May 2013 11:19:57 -0400

zayns1d: LETS TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT ZAYN IS HOLDING NIALL WITH ONE ARM

Thu, 02 May 2013 11:19:43 -0400

zayns1d:

LETS TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT ZAYN IS HOLDING NIALL WITH ONE ARM

calvincandies: mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day

Thu, 02 May 2013 11:06:28 -0400

calvincandies:

mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day

roughrimjob: Its fucking 2013 why cant I unsend a text yet

Thu, 02 May 2013 11:01:34 -0400

roughrimjob:

Its fucking 2013 why cant I unsend a text yet

albinogoat: localnativity: when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t...

Thu, 02 May 2013 08:32:14 -0400

albinogoat:

localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

this was really profound, thank you

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h-ella: deepwithinthedeadliestdarkness: prettyfkedup: saneinin...

Thu, 02 May 2013 06:51:13 -0400

h-ella:

deepwithinthedeadliestdarkness:

prettyfkedup:

saneininsane:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

i always need to reblog this

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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wavesoftheworld: I will never not reblog this

Thu, 02 May 2013 06:45:55 -0400

wavesoftheworld:

I will never not reblog this